I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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