Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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