i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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