idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Randomize
