stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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