No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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