What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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