Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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