I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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