her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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