You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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