girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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