Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
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Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
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We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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