i don't like sucking hair
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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