She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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