She's JV to your varsity
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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