so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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