Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
babies were throwing up all over the place
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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