3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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