90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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