So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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