I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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