So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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