love makes seman taste better
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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