You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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