Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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