For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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