What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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