AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
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