we're blogging at a bar
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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