so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
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I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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