I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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