And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
