Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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