idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You are a booty call, not a friend.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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