so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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