Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
birth control should be required to get into college
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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