So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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