It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
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