So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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