That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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