how hairy? two words: wookie tits
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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