Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
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I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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