Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I believe in your delicious
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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