Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Hey
Gfdhklhgfxzyuikl$
GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Randomize
