chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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