I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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