When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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