Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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