...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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