I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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