they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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