Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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